Well hello, masses…

Hello Survivor fans!

There’s a good chance that you arrived here because I posted an entry a couple of seasons ago making predictions for the Fiji season.

As a result, I get record breaking hits at every season finale – yesterday peaking at 800+…

In hindsight, on that season, I was right, predicting that Rocky would do badly, and that Yau Man and Earl would the superstars.

So to answer a couple of questions you may have had and to make a few observations:

1. Yes, Parvati did indeed win $1,000,000 for being an outrageous flirt.
2. She probably deserved it.
3. I don’t know if Amanda and Ozzie went all the way on a buggy beach or not.
4. I don’t want to know
5. James won $100,000 for having watchable abs.
6. Yes, Jeff Probst dyed his hair just a little too dark for the reunion show.
7. I don’t know what Natalie had been smoking when asking her questions to the final two.
8. Erik, although trying to mask his naivety with ‘humanity’, will be tough to beat as ‘Dumbest. Survivor. Ever’.
9. If I ever receive a hidden immunity idol or immunity necklace, I will play it at the first opportunity and never give it up. Never.
10. We’re going back to Africa (Gabon) for the next season.
11. I too am hoping that one day the producers will look outside of the USA for contestants. I think a team USA versus the world would make for an intriguing show…
12. Yes. This was the most interesting season in a VERY long time.
13. Not as interesting as it would be given point 11.

Your tribe has spoken.

Love like Twins

Oh my…

As an adopted twin, this story made me sit up and read…

Although I can’t imagine what the pillow talk was like when they found out, I imagine I would need some kind of therapy.

I wonder if they had (after a HUGE amount of processing) epiphanies that made them say out loud:

“Suddenly it ALL makes sense!”“The birthdays, the similar adoption story, the finishing of each others sentences…”

How did they find out?

Who took the first step to say… “y’know, I think we need to do some genetic testing…”

How could all of this come to pass AFTER a marriage?

What happens now for these two?

Double Entendre still holds it’s own.

I’m such a boy…

I never doubted that David Beckham’s balls were fantastic for a second.

I just didn’t expect it to be printed.

*snicker*

The Evil Peanut

How in the world did kids become allergic to peanuts?

When I was a kid, I practically grew up on a diet of peanut butter and jam.
“Jelly” to you cornfed Canucks et “Confiture” pour les Québecoises.

But seriously, when did this happen?

What did we do?

Have the peanuts found a way to fight back?

Are they sharing their information with the rest of the harvestable world?

Are we screwed?

Weak and listed…

Due to my lack of low esteem after my poor showing at last night’s quiz, I caved.

I caved and visited Facebook.

I swore I wouldn’t, but the cat inside me got curious.

And as I added my email address, cuz, y’know, you’re nothing on the internet if you don’t add your email address to the little white box, I told myself I would only go ONE step further.

I didn’t REALLY do anything. Honest, judge!

And I’ve been pinged about 25 times by people asking who I am. And why I’m stalking them.

And someone bought be a shiney red guitar.

Damn you facebook for filling my email inbox with wellwishes and random stuff.

and why hasn’t anyone pinged me in the last 5 minutes…

Deity?

So it seems that the good Prince Philip is considered to be a god by the Yaohnanen tribe who live on one of the Vanuatu islands in the south pacific.

Now I don’t know about you but I grew up in the cold, damp industrial belt of Scotland, cussing at the English and keeping warm by laughing at his sheer idiocy

That said, this has all the makings of another great quote.

I sit and wait.

Is it just me…

…or have The Sharks gotten smarter at harvesting people.

Food for thought.